This hat will grant you unlimited super powers beyond all human comprehension. The mere site of it is enough to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies and shake the very foundations of hell.
If a woman sees you wearing this hat, she'll instantly become pregnant.
If a dude sees you wearing this hat, he'll instantly become pregnant!
Kangaskan (yes, the Poke'mon - not the weird guy from China) once ate an entire herd of Filipino goats before going on a rampage and destroying half of down-town Tokyo. One brave soul went out to meet him... He was wearing this FREAKIN hat!
This hat will make your d*ck grow 10" longer and increase your bust size to a 52DD. It will bring your dad back from the time he left to go buy cigarettes. It will make your mom say she’s proud of you for once, and that she doesn’t blame you for all the therapy sessions you forced her to go to.
This hat, this magical gift from God himself... It's more than just a fashion statement... It's a way of life. And if this stupid description wasn't enough to make you want to buy it, then I at least hope it was enough to make you laugh.
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DISCLAIMER - This hat can do NONE of the aforementioned tasks listed above. However, it is pretty good at swatting away wasps and shit.
This hat will grant you unlimited super powers beyond all human comprehension. The mere site of it is enough to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies and shake the very foundations of hell.
If a woman sees you wearing this hat, she'll instantly become pregnant.
If a dude sees you wearing this hat, he'll instantly become pregnant!
Kangaskan (yes, the Poke'mon - not the weird guy from China) once ate an entire herd of Filipino goats before going on a rampage and destroying half of down-town Tokyo. One brave soul went out to meet him... He was wearing this FREAKIN hat!
This hat will make your d*ck grow 10" longer and increase your bust size to a 52DD. It will bring your dad back from the time he left to go buy cigarettes. It will make your mom say she’s proud of you for once, and that she doesn’t blame you for all the therapy sessions you forced her to go to.
This hat, this magical gift from God himself... It's more than just a fashion statement... It's a way of life. And if this stupid description wasn't enough to make you want to buy it, then I at least hope it was enough to make you laugh.
Thanks for checking out my shop. We appreciate your support!
DISCLAIMER - This hat can do NONE of the aforementioned tasks listed above. However, it is pretty good at swatting away wasps and shit.
